My current project is this - The Podling
It is me and the loverly Jason-Lee’s pregnancy blog.
My other blog is currently undoergoing an overhaul -
And, of course, I am still on -
In case you haven’t noticed,
I no longer use MySpace or Tumblr.
- Cat: To thank you for feeding me, I'm going to jump into your lap and share my stinky catfood breath with you.
- Me: Eww. Don't.
- Cat: Ok. How about my butt in your face instead?
- Me: How about you sit on the floor?
- Cat: How about I jump right back into your lap and we do all this again?
- Me: How about not?
- Cat: Welcome to the next hour of your life.
Hipster Morpheus from Sandman
har har har
Image is a drawing of Morpheus, Lord of Dreams, from Neil Gaiman’s Sandman. Text says “Orpheus? Yeah, I knew him before he went underground.”
It’s funny because you hardly have to change the character with this one! “My lover? Yeah, I liked her better before we were together.” “I only meet with my friends once every hundred years so we don’t get too mainstream.” etc.
HAHAHA OH MY GOD OF COURSE MORPHEUS IS ACTUALLY THE HIPSTER TO END ALL HIPSTERS, i am dying over here with this revelation. “reality is too mainstream.” “inception? i was fucking with people’s dreams before it was cool.” “i only eat obscure fruits. you probably haven’t heard of them. because they don’t exist.” “mary poppins? no, i haven’t heard of it. i only watch independent movies.”
Plus his entire library is composed of books so non-mainstream that they were never actually written. :D
lmao “my favorite book by dickens? oh you probably haven’t read it. it was never published.” “i prefer non-human music.” “cain and abel? yeah, i knew them before the fall.”
halp i can’t stop this is too funny to me.
ALL THIS YES.
TRUTH.
We have nothing to add. This is perfection.
